Devious Journal Entry

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Emo

[ ] I cry a lot
[ ] I go to local shows.
[ ] I wear black everyday.
[/] I write sad poetry ( kinda ) 
[x] I play an acoustic guitar. 
[ ] My favourite bands include: Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, or Panic! at the Disco.
[ ] I self mutilate myself.
[/] I think about suicide or death often 
[ ] People have told me to cheer up. 
[ ] I cry when I see dead animals. ( I laugh )
[ ] My myspace pics are black or white or angled.
[ ] I wear many band shirts.
[/] No one understands me. (I know a few who do :) (Smile) )
[/] I don't talk too often. ( Unless around my friends )
[x] I look down when I walk. 
[ ] I wear black eyeliner. 
[ ] I have an ex I still cry over.
[x] My hair is black.
[x] My hair covers one of my eyes. 
[ ] I always say 'life sucks'. (it does, but I don't)
Total: 7


Nerd

[ ] I have straight A's. 
[x] I wear glasses. ( I broke them tho )
[/] I always do my homework and study. ( Most of the time )
[x] Lord of the Rings was a massive achievement.
[x] Computer games = Love 
[ ] I'm 'teachers pet'. 
[x] I've never had a real boyfriend/girlfriend. 
[x] I have a bedtime.
[ ] I use an asthma inhaler.
[ ] I carry a calculator with me. 
[ ] I bring my lunch to school.  
[ ] I always follow the rules. 
[x] I'm shy around the opposite sex. 
[x] I'm always on the computer.  
[x] I've never had beer or cigarettes.
[ ] I always answer every question in class right. 
[x] I correct people's grammar. 
[x] I read a lot. 
[ ] School is very important to me.
[ ] I always stump people.
Total: 10.5

Rebel

[x] I always speak my mind. 
[x] I have 0% of school spirit.
[x] F*** you, I won't do what you tell me!
[x] I stand up for what I think is right.
[ ] On spirit days at school, I wear the rival's colors.
[x] Whenever people are doing something, I do the complete opposite.
[x] I won't listen to authority figures.
[ ] I always break the rules.
[x] I refuse to compromise.
[ ] I'm always arguing with people.
[ ] I love debate.
[x] I always do what's unexpected of me. 
[x] I don't give a shit what people think of me.
[ ] If I watch a cruddy movie in theaters, right after it's over, I'll say 'that sucked'. 
[ ] I'm not afraid to contradict others.
[ ] I only respect my own beliefs. 
[ ] If I don't want to do something, I won't do it, no matter what.
[ ] I laugh at compromising people.
[ ] I cheer on the rival's sport team to stand out.
[x] Rules were meant to be broken.
Total: 10


Jock

[ ] I'm on one or more sport teams. 
[ ] I always wear my varsity jacket.
[ ] I've won awards for my athletic ability. 
[ ] I will only date popular girls/guys.
[ ] School Spirit 100%. 
[ ] I'm going to a college for sports.
[ ] I watch sports on tv all the time 
[ ] I'm muscular.
[ ] I play sports or exercise at least 3 hours a day.
[ ] Go Team!
[ ] I'm a chick/dude magnet. 
[x] I eat a lot.
[ ] I'm egotistical. 
[ ] I'm too focused on sports to make really good grades.
[ ] I sit at the jock lunch table.
[ ] All I talk about with my friends is sports.
[ ] I go to lots of sports games. 
[x] I'm very athletic ( But I hate sports :/ )
[ ] I wear sport inspired clothing.
[ ] I play at least 3 different sports. 
Total: 2


Comedian

[ ] I'm funny. ( 0% sense of humor )
[ ] I'm always making jokes. 
[ ] I interrupt class by making people laugh. 
[x] I like to entertain people.
[ ] I worship Kevin Smith.
[x] I watch comedies more than anything. 
[ ] I also watch SNL and Mad TV a lot
[x] I'm sarcastic. 
[ ] I've been told I'm hilarious.  
[x] I always imitate people.
[x] I pull lots of pranks. 
[x] I always make sarcastic remarks after everything.
[ ] I have to prove myself by being funny.
[ ] People expect me to make jokes, always.
[ ] I have a lot of pressure to make everyone laugh.
[ ] If I don't make jokes, people ask me what's wrong.
[ ] Jim Carrey is my idol. 
[ ] I mostly get along with everybody. 
[ ] At pep rallies, I'm the one acting crazy and silly.
[ ] My teachers or parents tell me I need to focus more on work and less on joking around.
Total: 6


Shy

[x] I don't have a lot of friends
[x] I don't talk too much.
[x] It's not that I'm snobby, I just get nervous when talking to people. 
[x] When people say my name, others say 'who?'. ( *single tear* )
[x] I'm pretty sure mostly no one knows who I am. 
[x] People have told me I need to talk more.
[x] I only talk when other people talk to me first. 
[x] I look down when I walk.  
[/] I avoid social gatherings, such as games, dances, or parties. ( But someone often ropes me in. )
[ ] People have tried to help me be more outgoing, but it never works.
[x] I always plan to talk to more people, but I never do. 
[x] I sit in the back of the classroom. ( Coincidence? )
[ ] I never participate in class discussions. 
[x] I hide behind people to avoid being seen sometimes. 
[ ] I could never be a cashier, talking to strangers. 
[x] I talk quietly, and people say "What?"  
[x] People have called me shy or quiet.
[ ] I usually let others decide for me.
[/] If someone is talking about my favorite book or movie in front of me, I don't join in the conversation. ( mostly )
[ ] I would like to be more outgoing.
Total: 13


Goth

[ ] I wear black. 
[x] I don't like to be seen. 
[ ] I'm very, very pale.
[ ] I only listen to metal or emo-ish music. 
[x] I love creepy, weird movies 
[x] I love gothic cartoons and drawings. ( Tim Burton :heart: )
[x] I don't like people. ( most people in my school )
[ ] I only go out during the night. 
[ ] I have black fingernails.
[x] I wear a long black coat. ( i love big clothes )
[ ] I also wear big black boots. 
[ ] 'The Crow' is one of my favorite movies.
[ ] I only date other Goths.
[x] I love black humor. ( That's why I'm not funny )
[x] I love pain. (Yeah, I have a thing for that. Not sexually, but I do enjoy a bit of violence)
[x] People think I'm crazy.
[ ] I don't talk to anyone who isn't as deep as me.
[x] I love to scare people. 
[ ] I laugh at teenyboppers.
[x] People are scared of me. (I have been told so)
Total: 10


Weirdo

[x] I talk to myself.
[x] I say really random things all the time.
[x] I fidget a lot.
[ ] I still use a wheeled backpack.
[x] People laugh at me.
[x] I walk really funny. ( my right foot goes sideways, never understood why )
[x] I have a very different sense of style.
[ ] I talk in a robot voice often.
[ ] I'll stop whatever I'm doing, and break out in a crazy dance if the mood strikes. 
[x] I debate stuff with myself.
[/] I hear voices. ( mmmm... )
[x] I'm obsessed with aliens and the other planets. ( I actually made a foil hat once eUe ) 
[x] I have a fascination with robots and machinery.
[x] I use really big words no one understands, and they give me weird looks.
[x] I say random lines of babbling that make sense to no one but me.
[x] I dart my eyes from side to side.
[x] I always pretend I'm a robot or other weird non human thing.
[x] People have no idea why I think the way I do.
[x] I have some very unusual, extraordinary talents. ( I can push my eye into my socket, I might make a journal of more of them )
[x] When people ask me if I like something that's trendy, I pretend to be scared or confused.
Total: 16.5


Antisocial

[x] I hate most people. 
[x] I prefer to be alone. (Unless it's with my close friends) 
[/] When people talk to me, I just give them a death glare. (Depends who)
[x] Actually, most people don't talk to me
[x] People are freaking idiots and I wish they'd all die. ( sometimes )
[x] I live in my room, writing in my diary journal playing my DS or video games. 
[x] I go out my way to avoid everyone.
[x] I never greet anyone. ( except for my friends, or randomly scream 'hi!' at people )
[x] I despise people who talk too loudly. ( except for italvr12
[x] I want people to think I'm a freak.
[x] I never talk. 
[/] I can't wait to get off this earth.
[ ] I always sit by myself at lunch or anywhere else. 
[ ] I listen to music on full blast on my ipod/mp3 player/headphones to block out the world. 
[x] I don't know why I am the way I am…
[x] People have said I'm antisocial.
[ ] I use drugs or alcohol to escape the loneliness.
[x] Why bother when people don't like you anyways?
[ ] I occupy myself so it won't look like I'm a loner. 
[/] I just don't get along with anyone.
Total: 14.5



Skater
[x] I skateboard to everywhere. ( I want to )
[ ] If I'm not skateboarding, I carry it with me.
[ ] I shop at Pacsun.
[ ] I'm obsessed with Tony Hawk.
[ ] Oh yeah, and Bam Margera.
[ ] I always play skateboarding video games.
[x] I have shaggy hair.
[ ] I wear baggy pants.
[ ] I wear skater shoes only.
[x] I always wear hoodies. 
[ ] I hang at skate parks 24/7.
[ ] I'm always learning new board tricks.
[ ] Forget school, I want to be a professional skateboarder.
[ ] I've been skateboarding for over 4 years.
[ ] I hang with other skaters.
[ ] I've been hurt while skateboarding. 
[ ] I've been in a skateboarding competition.
[x] I wear vans. 
[ ] Tony Hawks games own.
[ ] I've met some of my closest friends at skate parks.
Total: 4


Christian Girl/Boy
[ ] I go to church at least once a week.
[ ] Most of my wardrobe consists of long skirts and button down shirts for church. 
[ ] I always carry a bible with me.
[ ] My whole family is very religious. 
[ ] I've never been on a date. 
[ ] I've never smoked or had a beer.
[ ] My beliefs are very strong. 
[ ] I'm waiting for marriage until sex. 
[ ] I wear a cross necklace.  
[ ] I have a bracelet that says WWJD.
[ ] I'm always preaching to people about the importance of religion.
[ ] I believe in God. 
[ ] I'm not allowed to watch rated R movies, and sometimes, not even PG-13 movies. 
[ ] I never go out and party. 
[ ] I read the bible everyday.
[ ] I've memorized excerpts from the bible.
[ ] I go to Sunday school. 
[ ] I've been to church camp. 
[ ] I pray every night. 
[ ] I sing Christian songs
Total: 0 (lol wow)


Gangsta

[x] I say 'yo'. (sometimes, yeah) 
[ ] I also say 'fo shizzle'. 
[ ] I wear extremely baggy pants.
[ ] Mah chainz hang low. 
[ ] I hang with my homies, bitches, and ho's. 
[ ] I'm a thug.
[ ] I only listen to rap music. 
[ ] 50 Cent is my idol.
[ ] I don't give a frick about school.
[x] I steal/have stolen before. (It was kind of an accident, but, yeah)
[ ] I freestyle.
[ ] I breakdance.
[ ] Gold chainz is tha way to go, biotch.
[ ] I'm white but I act black.
[ ] All my heroes are dead rappers.
[ ] Tupac is still alive. 
[ ] I party with all my homies.
[ ] I wear a sideways baseball cap. 
[x] I wear hoodies.
[ ] I wear converse with the tongue flipped out. 
Total: 3


Bully

[ ] I always steal people's lunch money.
[ ] Geeks are afraid of me. 
[x] I get in trouble all the time. 
[ ] I steal people's stuff to be an asshole.
[ ] People have called me a bully.
[x] I have beat someone up before. (I HAD MY REASONS OKAY ;0; )
[/] I'm always looking for a fight.
[ ] I pick on people smaller than me. 
[x] I push people out of the way when I'm walking. (FU YOUNGER YEARS, I OWN THIS SCHOOL)
[x] People are afraid of me. 
[x] People know not to mess with me. (Prepare to DIE)
[ ] I'm bigger than most people my age ( More like SMALLER )
[ ] I pick on people for the fun of it.
[x] I make fun of everything anyone else likes. (One Direction, Justin Bieber, uhm, boybands.... facebook....)
[ ] If anyone crosses my path, they're dead.
[ ] People know not to try and stick up for themselves when I'm around.
[x] I'm one of the strongest kids in school. (Mmmmmnnnn...)
[ ] Even some authority figures are afraid of me. 
[ ] People get out of my way when I'm walking. 
Total: 7.5 ( whaaat? )


Gamer

[x] I own at least 2 different video game consoles.
[x] I love Final Fantasy. 
[x] DDR & Guitar Hero.
[ ] I've missed school before because I was trying to beat a video game. 
[x] I'm always trying to beat high scores on games.
[x] I even play a lot of computer games.
[x] I play at least 3 hours of video games a day. 
[x] My thumbs are sore often. 
[x]  I spend all my money on new video games. 
[x] My boyfriend/girlfriend has to be into video games. 
[x] All I talk about is video games.
[x] I've been in a video game competition before.
[ ] I pay over 30$ a month in online games.
[x] I have bought more than 5 accessories for my console(s). 
[x] I know about more than 10 cheats and mods in the game I play most
[x] I have played at least a complete week in the game I like most.
[x] I wouldn't know what to do in an afternoon without electricity.
[x] My parents often tell the internet is broken or simply disconnect it so I don't spend whole weekends and holidays playing. (Unfortunately for them, I know to check for my fucking self)
[x] I've actually read a book about video games.
[x] I have more than one online account on the same game.
Total: 18 ( ha )


Girly

[x] I have long hair.
[ ] I wear make up everyday (most days)
[ ] I carry a purse.
[x] I have to get someone else to come kill a spider or any bug. ( spiders are scary ;^; )
[/] I paint my nails ( sometimes )
[/] I use perfume. (Yeah, deodorant on normal days but if I'm going out I will wear perfume as well)
[ ] I keep my nails clean/shaped. ( I sharpen them okay )
[ ] I bathe regularly. ( once a week )
[ ] I used to or still do Dance, Gymnastics, or Cheer/Pom. 
[ ] I like to accessorize
[x] I like flowers. ( only some...like roses )
[x] I don't like to be outdoors
[ ] I'm more like my mother than my father. 
[x] I like hanging out with girls than boys ( I'm scared of guys )
[ ] I like going to the mall/shopping. 
[/] I watch my weight/count calories ( for personal reasons! )
[ ] I plan outfits ahead of time. 
[/] People say I have a soft/sweet voice. ( do I? )
[ ] I dream about my wedding day. (Maybe.... maybe a little...but not all the time)
[ ] I watch dramatic shows on TV, soap operas, reality TV, etc.
Total: 7


Boyish

[ ] I have short hair.
[ ] I hate doing laundry.
[x] I like war type video games.
[ ] I like playing or watching sports 
[/] People say I have a deep voice ( do I? )
[ ] I'm more like my Dad than my mom. 
[ ] I beat up or tease my younger siblings or friends. 
[ ] I act tough, it doesn't matter whats going on inside me
[x] There's only two emotions  ( murderous and exteme happiness )
[x] I shower only when I (or others) start to notice I stink 
[x] I think about the opposite sex a lot. 
[x] My room isn't neat 
[x] I fart and laugh instead of saying excuse me 
[x] I bite my nails instead of using scissors/clippers
[x] My clothes don't match sometimes, but I don't notice or care
[ ] I like to play rough with dogs. 
[ ] I like the movies 300, Transformers, The Dark Knight. 
[x] The best way to get the opposite sex to like you is to act like a jerk 
[ ] I don't read
[x] I don't ask for help even if I need it. 

Total: 8.5

So....I'm a Antisocial/Shy/Gamer/Nerd/Goth/Rebel/Wierdo?

I tag: italvr12

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Heeheehee!  Your on! :iconexcitedgermanyplz: